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This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign.
When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to give you a ticket."
The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."
The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, I'm giving you a ticket."
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