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An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
A student asked, "What`s the matter, Mrs.Sheridan?"
"Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.
After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the matter...?
- Natural calamity? There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason... - The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
- The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy leaves... - Dead Lawyer ?? A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
