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Who says India is not progressing?
It is making strides in every craft
In agriculture, in industry, in science and technology
Above all, in corruption and in graft.
There are scams after scams now
In every state and every department
You will find a stinking pot
Lying hidden in each compartment.
The bara sahib and the baba are easily bought by the lala
The mantri and santri both treat the criminal as their sala
The rate of corruption has also risen
From five to five thousand; I bet not to say of lower staff
IAS and IPS are in the CBI net.
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