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Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don`t worry, Sir, - it`s not that hot!
- Violin lesson! 'Haven`t I seen your face before?' a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant...
- Bow, wow! Teacher: 'Sam, what is the outside of a tree called...
- Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
- Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
- Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
