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Some guru on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and left incomplete...
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started but hadn't finished.
Then I finished off half a bottle of Vodka, a bottle of Black label, half a bottle of rum, two beers, 1/2 cream cake and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how fabulous I am feeling now.
Please send this one to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
God Bless The Guru.
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