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Wife was in the ICU.
The husband was unable to control his tears.
Doctor: We are trying our best but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.
Husband: Doctor, please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.
Suddenly something happened. Miraculously the ECG started beeping like crazy.
A hand moved, her lips mumbled and she spoke, "Darling, I'm 29, not 30..."
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"I can`t stand it anymore...
