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My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn`t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read:
"I`m the Boss!"
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
"Your wife called, she wants her sign back!"
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