| THIS IS HOW ENGLISH AND ENGLISHMEN MAKE FUN OF EACH OTHER ? Q: Can February March? A: No. But April May! Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised? A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes! Q: Have you heard the Joke about the Butter? A: I better not tell you, it might spread! Q: How do you know that Carrots are good for your Eyesight? A: Have you ever seen a Rabbit wearing Glasses? Q: Music Teacher: What's your Favourite Musical Instrument? A: Kid: The Lunch Bell! Q: What did the Triangle say to the Circle? A: You're Pointless! Q: What do you call a Ghosts Mom and Dad? A: Transparents! Q: What do you call a group of men waiting for a haircut? A: A Barbercue! Q: What do you call a person that Chops up Cereal? A: A Cereal Killer! Q: What do you call a South American Girl who is always in a hurry? A: Urgent Tina! Q: What do you call Two Fat People having a Chat? A: A Heavy Discussion! Q: What kind of Emotions do Noses Feel? A: Nostalgia! Q: What kind of shorts do Clouds Wear? A: Thunderwear! Q: What's easy to get into but hard to get out of? A: Trouble! Q: Where do Boats go to when they get sick? A: The Dock! Q: Who cleans the bottom of the Ocean? A: A Mer-Maid! Q: Why can't a Leopard hide? A: Because he's always Spotted! Q: Why can't your Nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a Foot! Q: Why did the Barber win the Race? A: Because he took a Short Cut! Q: Why did the Boy tiptoe past the Medicine Cabinet? A: He didn't want to wake the Sleeping Pills! Q: Why did the Tomato turn Red? A: It saw the Salad Dressing! Q: Why did the Tree go to the Dentist? A: To get a Root Canal! Q: Why don't you see Giraffes in Elementary School? A: Because they're all in High School! Q: Why was the Maths Book Sad ? A: Because it had too many Problems! |