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Killer English by Teachers:
PT Teacher: You three of you, stand together separately.
Geography Teacher: Will you hang that map or else I'll hang myself.
Principal: Tomorrow call your parents, especially Mother and Father.
And the terrific one:
English Teacher: Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm in the class!
- Everyone has a Peculiarity! A man who stuttered was asked why he did so.
"It`s my p-p-p-p-peculiarity," he answered. "Everybody has s-s-s-some p-p-p-p-peculiarity."
"I don`t have any," said the questioner... - Height of Ignorance! Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands. First friend: Yaa aaj kaun sa paper tha??? Second friend:...
- Expensive Dress! Jennifer`s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent`s nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the... - Need a Break! I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I...
- Dad's Role! My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad`s lips...