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English: He`s cleaning his automobile
Japanese: Wa Shing Ka
English: This is a tow away zone
Japanese: No Pah King
English: Is there a fugitive here?
Japanese: Hu Yu Hai Ding?
English: Small Horse
Japanese: Tai Ni Po Ni
English: Did you go to the beach?
Japanese: Wai Yu So Tan?
English: I bumped into a coffee table
Japanese: Ai Bang Mai Ni
English: It`s very dark in here
Japanese: Wai So Dim?
English: I thought you were on a diet?
Japanese: Wai Yu Mun Ching?
English: Your body odor is offensive
Japanese: Yu Stin Ki Pu
English: You know lyrics to the Macarena?
Japanese: Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
English: Stay out of sight
Japanese: Lei Lo
- The poor Minister! The elderly minister was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.
- Oh these females! If you kiss her,
you are not a gentleman
If you don`t,
you are not a man - Intertesting trivia... 1. In Cleveland, Ohio, it s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
2. Dr. Seuss coined the word 'nerd' in his 1950 book 'If I Ran the Zoo'. - SUGGESTED QUESTIONS Making New Year s Resolutions Work
1. Why are New Year s resolutions such notorious failures and more troublesome than they re worth? - For internet junkies 1. I will try to figure out why I 'really' need 12 e-mail addresses.
2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband). A phone call every now and then would be appreciated.