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Customer: "What's the luncheon special today?"
Waiter: "Beef tongue with onions."
Customer: "Oh, yuck!! I could never eat anything that was in a cow's mouth!!"
Waiter: "Very well. What will you have?"
Customer: "Gimme a couple fried eggs."
- I'm Sorry! Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya. Budha ladki se bola: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi chain nahin hai... - HALLELUJAH!!! A Preacher said: "If I had all the beer in the world, I`d take it and throw it into the river."
And the congregation cried... - You Are Not My Dad Anymore Father, apne bete se: Agar iss baar tum exam mein fail hue toh mujhe kabhi papa mat kehna.
Exams ke kuch dinon ke baad jab result aaya toh baap ne... - Change of Mind! Mrs. Sullivan and her little daughter Patty were outside the church watching all the comings and goings of a wedding. After the photographs had been taken...
- Laila Following Majnu! Laila ne Majnu ko ek ped ke peeche dekha aur Boli: Tum Majnu ho na ??
Majnu Bola: Haan.
Phir kuch der baad usko jhadiyon ke peeche dekha toh boli...
