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An old guy (not in the best of shape) was attempting to work out at the gym when he spotted a sweet young thing....
He asked the trainer who was nearby, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I would try the ATM in the lobby."
- Lethal Food A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
`The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting - Beautiful There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.
His eyes fluttered open and he said... - Magical Dancing Duck A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down...
- Santa's Blind Date Banta sets up his friend Santa to go on a blind date with a college friend. Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before.
"What do I do if she... - Lip Prints In an middle school a number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their...
