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When without money, eats wild vegetables at home;
When has money, eats same wild vegetables in fine restaurant.
When without money, rides bicycle;
When has money, rides the same exercise machine.
When without money, walks to earn food;
When has money, walks to burn the fat.
Man O Man ! never fails to deceive thyself !
When without money, wishes to get married;
When has money, wishes to get divorced.
When without money, wife becomes secretary;
When has money, secretary becomes wife.
When without money, acts like rich man;
When has money, acts like poor man.
Man, O Man! never can tell the simple truth !
Says share market is bad but keeps speculating;
Says money is evil but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely but keeps wanting them.
Says gambing & drinking is bad but keeps indulging;
Man O Man ! Never means what he says and never says what he means!
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