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5 year old boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Awww ! I Love you Too.......
16 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Sorry ! I Have no money...
21 year Old Boy: I Love you Mom.
Mom: Hmmmmm... who is she and where she lives ?
Moral: Mom knows everything.
But the Best is...
35 yr old man: Mom I love you.
Mom: I told you before itself, don't marry that girl....
And the award winning one...
55 yr old man: Mom I love you...
Mom: Son I will not sign any paper...
- Bengaluru Special If you throw a stone randomly in Bangalore, chances are, it will hit a dog or a software engineer. While the dog may or may not have a strap around his neck, the software engineer...
- Appraisal Comments Dear Shikhar Dhawan, Firstly, congratulations on team India`s 130 run victory against South Africa.. That is very much appreciated. We are pleased to announce that you have been...
- Bullshit!!! A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"... - Stuttering Myths A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand, "I had a kitty... - Don't Mess With Your Girlfriend Girl: I Love You.
Boy: Hahaha.
Girl: I Miss You I Miss You.
Boy: Hahahahaha...
Girl: Me Tumhari Khatir Apni Jaan Bbhi...