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There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason for the nephew`s sudden visit.
A day later the parents received this telegram, "Am returning your boy. Send the earthquake."
- The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy leaves... - Dead Lawyer ?? A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
- The Dog`s Duty A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
- Plastic surgery is not that great! A 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above 'You will live to be 100.'
