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A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk.
`What are they doing, Grandma?` asked the little girl.
The grandmother was embarrassed, so she said, `The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.`
`They`re just like people, aren`t they Grandma?`
`How do you mean?` asked the Grandma.
`Offer someone a helping hand,` said the little girl, `and they screw you everytime!`
- Great reply! One day Banta got a letter from Santa.
`Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6 months.` - Her cake! Mrs. Banta woke her husband Banta, in the middle of the night. `There`s a burglar downstairs eating the...
- Hear the Niagara A group of tourists at Niagara Falls:
- Cruisin`.... Santa and Banta were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.
- Best Goat !! One day Santa was talking with a salesman about his goats. As they were talking the salesman noticed that one of the goats had a wooden leg. 'What`s the deal with the goat with the wooden leg?' asked the salesman.
