| Two blondes walk up to a perfume counter. The first one picks up a sample bottle, sprays it on her wrist, smells it, and says, "That's nice, don't you think, Steffi?" Steffi says, "Yeah. What's it called, Susie?" Susie says, "Viens a moi." Steffi says, "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" The store clerk says, "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'Come to me.'" Susie takes another sniff and says, "That doesn't smell like come to me. Does it smell like come to you?" |
| A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!" Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound." |
Crazy pervert! An Eastern newspaper correspondent had just arrived in an old Western town when he noticed a curious lack of women.