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"Dad, can you write in the dark?"
"I think so. What is it you want me to write?"
"Your name on this report card."
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
- Some difference For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. - Natural calamity? There was an earthquake recently that scared the inhabitants of a certain town.
One couple sent their little boy to stay with an Uncle in another district, explaining the reason... - The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
- The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy leaves...
