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A girl brought home a man who was naked except for a loincloth. He had a painted face, feathered headgear and a spear in one hand.
"Father I have married the type of man you always wanted me to marry."
One look at his son-in-law and the father recoiled in horror.
"I had asked you to marry a 'Rich Doctor' not a 'Witch Doctor'!" he sputtered.
- Love Mariage! Beta: Mummy kya love marriage karne se ghar wale naraaz hote hain?
Maa: Tu pakka kisi churail ke chakkar mein hoga or yeh sab tujhe usi daayan ne kaha hoga... - I am Rich!!! Boy: Hiii...!
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Am RICH... - Job Interview A guy was getting ready to apply to a local department store for a job.
A friend told him... - The Perks Mulla Nasruddin was applying for a job. "Does the company pay for my hospitalization?" he asked.
"No, you pay for it... - Jhootha... Dhokhebaaz... 1st Girl: Aaj kal ke ladkon ka toh bilkul bhi bharosa nahin karna chahiye !!! Main toh ab uski shakl bhi nahin dekhungi.
2nd Girl: Kyon kya hua ??? Uska kisi aur ke saath...