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For the first time in many years, an old man went to a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn.
Handling the attendant $.50,
he could not help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grim, "You are really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
- The other half! Santa got a job in a supermarket, and one day a man came in and wanted to buy half a grapefruit.
- The Busy Barber! This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,
'How long before I can get a haircut?'
The barber looks around the shop and says, 'About 2 hours.'
The guy leaves... - Dead Lawyer ?? A guy phones a law office and says: 'I want to speak to my lawyer.'The receptionist replies, 'I`m sorry but he died last week.'The next day he phones again and asks...
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
- The Dog`s Duty A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
