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I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's an optician."
- Gharelu Totkey! 1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....
2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega... - Lesser Known facts about Arnab Once a service manager at a prominent 5-star hotel asked Arnab for feeback on his stay. The manager was released only after Goswami asked him 74 questions....
- Luncheon Special Customer: "What`s the luncheon special today?"
Waiter: "Beef tongue with onions."
Customer: "Oh, yuck!!! I could never eat anything that... - Signature Forgery! Santa lost his cheque booklet. He decided to go to the bank after two days to report. The Bank manager said to him, "But I warned you to be very...
- I'm Sorry! Ek Budha ek ladki se takra gaya. Budha ladki se bola: Sorry...
Ladki: Andha hai kya..... Dikhta nahi hai... Is umar mein bhi chain nahin hai...
