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The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking! There is a very pretty, hot and attractive female passenger onboard, who looks quite frightened and the man she is with is a fat old slob who looks like a lecher, very sullen, mean and dangerous!"
"The Captain responds, "Patricia, I've told you before... We have resigned from United Airlines and now This is Air Force One."
- Local Call Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...
- Interesting Question And Answers Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes... - Dedicated to the Connoisseurs of Puns How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people.... - Purchasing A Car An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised...
- Wrong Side Driving I let my wife borrow the BMW today... I told her to be careful, there`s plenty of idiots on the road in London.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later on the radio; I hear that there`s a car driving on the wrong side...