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Favorite drink:
Age 17: Wine Coolers
Age 25: White wine
Age 35: Red wine
Age 48: Dom Perignon
Age 66: Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
Excuses for refusing dates:
17: Need to wash my hair.
25: Need to wash and condition my hair.
35: Need to colour my hair.
48: Need to have Francois color my hair.
66: Need to have Francois color my wig.
Favorite sport:
17: Shopping
25: Shopping
35: Shopping
48: Shopping
66: Shopping
Definition of successful date:
17: "Burger King"
25: "Free meal"
35: "A diamond"
48: "A bigger diamond"
66: "Home Alone"
Favorite fantasy:
17: Tall, dark and handsome.
25: Tall, dark and handsome with money.
35: Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain.
48: A man with hair (preferably not on back).
66: A man.
Pet:
17: Muffy the Cat.
25: Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat.
35: Irish setter and Muffy the Cat.
48: Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat.
66: Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muffy the Cat.
Ideal age for marriage:
17: 17
25: 25
35: 35
48: 48
66: 66
Ideal date:
17: He offers to pay.
25: He pays.
35: He cooks breakfast the next morning.
48: He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids.
66: He can chew breakfast.
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