| Banta and his colleagues were at work one day when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought tickets, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. His colleague who won the first prize got six month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates. Second prize winner got three month's supply of Cadbury's chocolates. Banta won the tenth prize - a toilet brush. About a week later, at the office canteen, the first prize winner asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said the the seond prize winner, "I love chocolates" "So do I," said the first prize winner. "And how's the toilet brush?" he asked Banta "Not so good," Banta said, "I think I'll go back to paper." |
| Tom, Dick and Harry were in the pub enjoying a few quiet drinks one night, when they decided to get in on the weekly raffle. They bought five tickets each, seeing it was for charity. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, they each won a prize. Tom won the first prize - a whole year's supply of Gourmet Spaghetti sauce. Dick was the winner of the second prize - six month's supply of extra-long Gourmet Spaghetti. And Harry won the sixth prize - a Toilet Brush. When they met in the pub a week later, Harry asked the others how they were enjoying their prizes. "Great," said Tom. "I love spaghetti." "So do I," said Dick. "And how's the toilet brush, Harry?" "Not so good," Harry said, "I reckon I'll go back to paper..." |
