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A man was unhappy with the way his laundry was done at the local Chinese Laundry.
So he wrote a note and put it in the bag with the next collection of soiled clothes:
USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!
He got the clean laundry back, and was still dissatisfied with the results, so, the following week he enclosed another note:
USE MORE SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!
The Chinese laundry man became very annoyed, and when his clean laundry was delivered, it contained a note from him:
I USE PLENTY SOAP ON UNDERWEAR!!!
USE MORE PAPER ON...!!!
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