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"Haven`t I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
- Not enough The child comes home from his first day at school.
- Farmer A farmer, who went to a big city to see the sights, asked the hotel`s clerk about the time of meals.
- Report card 'Dad, can you write in the dark?'
- Bill 'The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.'
- Good Student An English teacher spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students` written work. She was not sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her temples.
