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Wife: Darling, you hate all my relatives.
Husband: "No, I don`t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.
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- Slow Clock! Wife: Dear, this afternoon the big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother would have been...
