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Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..!
Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too..!
Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now... accept my friend request..!
Son: You're on Facebook now..? WTF..!!!
Dad: What does WTF mean..?
Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad.
Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL!
Son: How is that funny, mom..?
Mom: What do you mean, Peter... surely it is not funny..!
Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud..!
Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain xU xQ ..!!!
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- Superfast Nano! A Nano breaks down on a roadside. A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver. "I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too...
- Nokia Lovers Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.
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- Designatd Decoy! One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations...
