| A first grade teacher had a small number of children gathered around a table for a reading group. After the story was read she gave the children a work sheet to do. She thought they may have some problems so wanted them to work on it while still there. She heard a little girl say very softly "damn!". The teacher leaned over and said quietly, "We don`t say that in school." The little girl looked at the teacher, her eyes got very big and she said, "Not even when things are all f*#ked up?!" |
| Father Murphy was playing golf with a parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into the rough. His opponent heard him mutter "Hoover !" under his breath. On the second hole, Father Murphy's ball went straight into a water hazard. "Hoover!" again a little louder this time. On the third hole, a miracle occured and Father Murphy's drive landed on the green only six inches from the hole ! "Praise be to God !" He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball curved around the hole instead of going in. "HOOVER !!!" By this time, his opponent couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer, and asked why the priest said "Hoover". "It's the biggest dam I know." Dam(n) |