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The new golfer asked the pro, "How much for a golf lesson?"
"They're 13 lessons for $150 or a single lesson for $1,000."
"Why do you charge $1,000 for a single lesson yet offer a series for only $150?!"
"If you expect to learn golf in one lesson, you're expecting a miracle. And if you're expecting a miracle, you should expect to pay for one."
- Reference Books!!! Why do ENGINEERING students always prefer local author books than REFERENCE books???
`Jack & Jill went up the hill... - Facebook Ka Kamaal!!! Class Ke Dauraan Ek Ladke Ne Apna Facebook Account khola Aur Status Update Kia: I am using fb in Class...
- Legal and Logical Pappu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Pappu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Pappu: If you can answer... - Miss You!!! Patni Ne Apne Maike Se Pati Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha: Kaise Ho ???
Pati: Theek-Theek Hun Jaanu. Tum Batao, Tum Kaisi Ho?
Patni: Main Bhi Theek Hun... - Feeding Chickens Murgiyon Ke Farm Mein Inspection Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya.
Inspector: Tum In Murgiyon Ko Kya Khilate Ho?
Pehla Aadmi: Janaab Bajra...
