| There are these two women having a game of golf one day but they are holding up Santa and Banta behind them by taking their time putting and aiming for the holes. Then Santa says to Banta, "I think I am going to go ask them if they don`t mind stepping out the way so we can play our shot and move on to the next hole". So Santa comes within 3 metres of the women and decides he can`t do it, so he walks back to Banta. What is the problem , asks Banta. Santa says Hey man, ones my wife, the others my mistress. So brave Banta decides he will do the honours. So he walks over to the women and turns straight back toward Santa. No way! , he says. Santa asks, What is the problem?, Banta says, "Small world isn` it?" |
| George decides to take his boss Sam to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. George offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about 3/4ths of the way stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. George said, "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress. Sam just shook his head at Joe and started towards the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to hurry their game he too stopped short and turned around. George asked, "What's wrong?" Sam replies, "It's a small, small world George, and you're fired" |
| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a very slow pace. Joe offers to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up a bit. He gets about half of the way there stops and jogs back. His boss asks what the problem is. "Well one of those women is my wife and the other my mistress," complained Joe. Phil just shook his head at Joe and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Preparing to ask the ladies to speed up their game, he too stopped short and turned around. Joe asked, "What's wrong?" "It's a small, small world Joe, and you're fired." |
Santa and Porsche! Once Banta saw Santa in a brand new Convertible Porsche.