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Teacher: '3 Idiots' film dekhne ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila?
Pappu: Madam yahi ki... Engineering padh kar bhi Medical ki ladki fasaai jaa sakti hai!!!
Teacher: Shut up and get out !
Tinku: Madam main bataaun?
Teacher: Haan Tinku, tum bataao.
Tinku: Madam college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehenna chahiye!!!
Teacher: You also get out !
Chintu: Madam main bataun ?
Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I'm sure ki tum sahi bataoge.
Chintu: Madam, sirf Doctors hi nahin Engineers bhi delivery karwa sakta hai...!!!
- Bikinis and Swimsuits While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered...
- Scottish Christmas A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day...
- Seniors' Dating Ads... Dating Ads for Seniors found in a Florida Newspaper. You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of anyone retiring and moving north. These are...
- Grocery puzzle! A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later... - Why Parents Should Not Text... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..?
Son: I Don`t Know, Love You, and...
