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Malik, apne aalsi naukar se: Yahan par itne sare machchar goon-goon kar rahen hain, tu in sabko maar de.
Thodi der baad Malik: Oye aalsi kahin ke, maine tujhe machchar maarne ko kaha tha abhi tak tune mare nahin? Woh ab bhi goonn-goon kar rahe hain.
Aalsi naukar: Malik machchar toh maine saare maar diye hain. Yeh toh unki biwiyaan hain jo vidhva ho kar ro rahi hain.
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- Christmas Tree! It`s Christmas time and Bill and Joe decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good...
