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Banta TRAIN mein chadne laga tab akashwani hui: Is mein mat chad yeh patri se utar jayegi.
Jab Banta PLANE me chadne laga tab aawaj aayi: Ye crash ho jayega.
Jab vo BUS chadne laga tab awaaz aayi: Yeh khai mein gir jayegi.
Banta gusse se: Kaun hai?
Aawaz: GOD.
Banta: Shadi ke waqt jab GHODI chad raha tha, tab aapka gala baith gaya tha kya?
- The Gorilla Catcher! A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there`s an advert...
- Secret of Long Life! The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another.
After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn`t good... - Health Conscious! An elderly couple died in a car crash. She was 82 and he was 87 years old. While alive, the wife had always been very health conscious regarding what they ate....
- Pappu's Aim in Life! Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Pappu: Shaadi.
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Pappu: Dulha Banunga... - Romantic Evening!!! Two Women chatting in office.
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster.. My husband came home...
