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Officer ne Santa se pucha: Ye Haath me kya hai?
Santa: Sir, Banduk hai...!
Officer: Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari Izzat hai, Shaan hai, Ye Tumhari MAA hai MAA.!!
Phir Officer ne dusre sipahi, Banta se pucha: Ye Hath me kya hai?
Banta: Sir, ye Santa ki Maa hai, Uski Izzat hai, Uski Shaan hai aur Hamari bhi Maa jaisi hai, Maa jaisi...
- Tight Fit!!! An annoyingly self-righteous man went to the doctor for a check-up. He said, "I feel terrible. Please examine me and tell me what`s wrong with me?
"Let`s begin with a few questions... - The Importance of Number 4 4 dino ka pyar o rabba lambi judai.
4 dino ki chandni, phir andheri raat.
4 kitabein toh padh li... - 'Dilbert Quotes' Contest A magazine recently ran a contest. They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type managers. These were voted the top...
- Crazy people on my WhatsApp list 1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" since 3 Days! He`s Probably dead.
2. Someone says, "Can`t talk. Whatsapp only". Dude then throw away your phone... - It's Thursday!!! A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F"
He smiled at her and replied...
