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Kapil: O Ji, Maine Kaha... Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: O Ji, Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace.
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil: Kamaal Hai... Itni Saari Achchi Cheezein Pehan Kar Bhi Tu Bhootni Hi Lag Rahi Hai.
Ladki Ko Mila Baba Ji Ka Thullu...
- Logic at it's Best A conversation heard at a local pub: Sam, wish you were here with me.
But Tom, I am. Look see, I`m right in front of you.... - Paka Hua Mango! Do ladies ek aam ke ped neeche baith kar kaafi der se baatein kar rahi thi. Tabhi achanak ped se ek aam neeche gira.
Pehli lady: Arrey... - Alia Bhatt Trolls... Interviewer: Alia, according to you, which is the best team in IPL 7 so far?
Alia Bhatt: Sunrisers Hyderabad because all have... - Kaisa Hona Chahiye ? Ladka Handsome hona chahiye,
Smart to Phone bhi hote hain.
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye,
S1, S2, S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote hain.... - The Holy Cup! A man walks in to a confession booth and says, "I have sinned."
"What did you do?" asks the priest.
"I`ve committed...
