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Husband: I love you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I will die for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I can't live without you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I can do anything for you.
Wife: Babaji ka thullu.
Husband: I will give you diamond ring.
Wife: Really???
Husband: Babaji ka thullu...
- I'm Jesus Christ!!! A drunk stammers out of a bar and runs right into two priests.
He says, "I`m Jesus Christ."
The first priest says, "No, son... - Seeking a Perfect Groom! Pandit ek ladki waale ghar mein shaadi k liye ladke ki baat karne gaya.
Pandit: Aap logon ko kaisa ladka chahiye?"
Ladki Wale: Humein aisa ladka... - Polishing Apples! A young man asked a rich old man: How you made your money?
The old guy said: Son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression I was down to my last... - Doctor's Expressions! When Bobby Darling was born, Doctor said: Mubarak ho, Dhokha hua hai.
When Ekta Kapoor was born, doctor said: Mubarak ho! Mubarak ho! Mubarak ho.. - Round of Drinks!!! A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban. Having a personal grudge...