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Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.
Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.
Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.
Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai... -
Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...
Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...
Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......
Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!
Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...
After Marriage..........
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?
Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!
Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!
Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.
Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...
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