Bechaare Ladke!!!

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    Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
    Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

    Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
    Chup rahe to begairat.

    Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
    Ghar me rahe to nakara.

    Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
    Na dante to laparwah.

    Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
    Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.

    Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...
    Hinglish   

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    Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai...

    Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji...

    Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte......

    Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!

    Boy: Ok Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu...

    After Marriage..........
    Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?

    Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!

    Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi...!!!

    Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.

    Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi...

    Bechaare Ladke...
    Hinglish   
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