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Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor: Nikal sale tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hu par fir kab aau?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh......
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