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Papa: Arre aaj tumhari mummy itni chup-chap kyun baithi hui hai?
Son: Kuch nahin papa, mummy ne lipstick maangi aur maine galati se fevistick de di.
Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal kar diya yaar, God bless you!
Whats Checkmate?
You tell your wife: I saw a lady, looked exactly like you.
Wife asks: WAS SHE HOT??
You can't say 'No' and you can't even say 'Yes'....
That's Checkmate!
Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I'm at Bank.
Wife: Wow that's good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics...
Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???
- Dinner Date! A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly...
- Confession! A boy on a Date in a BMW CAR.
Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."
Girl, "Kya... - Feeding Alligators! An old farmer had owned a large farm for many years. He had a huge man-made pond out back with a beautiful picnic area. For years it was the perfect place to unwind...
- Devil Shopping! The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed...
- Maa Kya Hoti Hai? Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa. Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai, Uth jao....
