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Girlfriend: I am just too fed up from our daily fights, I just wanna break up with you.
Boyfriend: Kya hua yaar?
Girlfriend: Mein ab tumhaare saath nahin rah sakti, mein jaa rahi hun.
Boyfriend: Theek hai, theek hai, par pehle yeh chocolate toh le lo.
Girlfriend: Ohhhh... so you don't want me to go, manaa rahe ho na mujhe choclate deke.
Boyfriend: Nahin re pagal, meri maa kehti hai ki koi bhi shubh kaam karne se pehle munh zoaroor meetha kar lena chahiye.
- Thanks SMS! Ek husband ne apni wife ko ek SMS bheja:
Thanks for making my life wonderful and being a part of my life. What ever I am is only because of you... - Making a Point! When our lawn mower broke and wouldn`t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always...
- Black or White? TV Anchor Charwahe se: Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko... - The Professor & The Sailor A professor was travelling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor Deco, "Do you know Biology, Ecology, Epidemology...
- Well-Educated Wife! Husband: Wow, Tum itni Gulabi kaise lag rahi ho???
Wife: When your lovely words touch the bundle branches of the circulation system of my heart...
