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A boy on a date in a BMW CAR.
Boy, "Maine tumse ek baat chupai hai."
Girl, "Kya?"
Boy, "I m already married."
Girl, "Tumne toh dara diya tha, maim samjhi ki yeh red colour ki BMW tumhari nahin hai."
- Devil Shopping! The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed...
- Maa Kya Hoti Hai? Ek khoobsurat rishte ka naam hai Maa. Yeh Maa hi hai jo apne bachchon ko subah uthaati aur kehti hai, Uth jao....
- Job Application An applicant was filling out a job application.
When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?"
He wrote... - Anything for Friends! Bhagwan ne mujhse kaha ki Tu apna 1 pyara dost chhod de main tujhe Smartphone dunga...
2 ko chhod de toh Rolex ghadi dunga...
5 ko chhod de toh... - George and the Dragon!!! An 18th-century vagabond in England, exhausted and famished, came to a roadside Inn with a sign reading: 'George & the Dragon.' He knocked. The Innkeeper's wife...
