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Pappu: Daadi neend nahi aa rahi, hum baate karein.
Daadi: Theek hai.
Pappu: Daadi kya hum hamesha 5 hi rahenge? Aap, mom, dad, main aur choti behen.
Daadi: Nahin beta aapki shaadi ho jayegi toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pappu: Phir behen chali jayegi shaadi karke toh phir 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi: Beta phir aapka beta ho jayega toh 6 ho jayenge.
Pappur: Phir aap mar jaaogi toh hum wapas se 5 ho jayenge.
Daadi: Kutte... Soja chup chap... jab dekho bakbak kata rehta hai, pata nahin kahan se seekhta rehta hai ulti-seedhi baatein, nalayak kahin ka....
- Tera kya hoga Kaaliya???? Gabbar ke adde par... Dhiskyon, dhiskyaon....
Gabbar: Yeh bhi bach gaya! Tera kya hoga Kaaliya?
Kaaliya: Mujhe mat maro sardaar... - New Job Bobby walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, one round for everyone, on me!"
The bartender says... - What's In a Name Ek baar ek ladka barsaat ki raat mein ek aunty ko, jo bus stop pe khadi thi, ghar chorne chala gaya.
Ghar pahunh kar aunty ne... - The Good Old Days! Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular to his grandson. "When I was a kid...
- Intellectual Discussions! Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:
Boy: Hi, kaisi ho jaan?
Girl Theek hun.
Boy: Aaj kya...