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Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai...........??
Student: Mam, Haathi !!
Teacher: Nalayak!!! Tera baap kya karta hai.......??
Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai !!!
Teacher: Shabash beta! Likho bacchon, answer likho, HAATHI.
- Pappu Rocks! Ek aadmi apne dost ke ghar gya. Door-bell bajane pe Pappu bahar aaya.
Aadmi: Beta apne papa ko bulao.
Pappu: Ji wo nahi hai, wo bazar gye hain.... - Secret of a Happy Marriage! A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except...
- Bhagavat Gita - 19th Chapter Arjun: Hey Vasudev, how can I do the most heinous and unpardonable act of forwarding junk mail that I receive, to my friends, relatives and revered elders...
- The Uninvited Guests! At a party, the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all of these had been...
- Going on a Date! One night, Mulla Nasrudin`s father noticed a light in his barn. He went to see what it was all about and he found Nasruddin with a lantern, all dressed up...
