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RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO:
Maa: Bhagwan ki kripa hai.
Papa: Beta Kiska Hai.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.
RESULT AGAR BURA HO:
Maa: Aag lage is college main.
Papa: Laad pyar ne bigaad diya.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI LAGNE PAR:
Maa: Apni sehat ka khyal rakhna.
Papa: Khoob Mehnat se kaam karna.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hain.
NAUKRI CHHOOTNE PAR:
Maa: Naukri hi kharab thee.
Papa: Koi baat Nahin, doosri mil jayegi.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.
BIRTHDAY PAR:
Maa: Jug jug jiye mera beta.
Papa: Hamesha aage badhe.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.
SHAADI PAR:
Maa: Sadaa Sukhi Raho.
Papa: Khush Raho.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.
LOVE MAIN FAIL HONE PAR:
Maa: Beta Bhool ja usko.
Papa: Mard ban.
Dost: Chal Daaru Peete hai.
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Duniya badal jaati hai par DOST kabhi bhie nahin badalte... Cheers to all.
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