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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend ko phone kiya toh us ke 10 saal ke bhatije ne phone uthaya.
Ladki: Hello bachche, zara apne uncle ko phone dena please.
Bachcha: Aap ka kya naam bataun uncle ko?aam Name?
Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho ki unki Jaan-E-Man ka phone hai.
Jawab mein bachchey ne jo kaha us ko sun kar bechaari ladki behosh ho gayi.
Bachhe ne badi masumiyat se kaha: Lekin auntie ji is mobile pe toh 'Bitch' Likha hua aa raha hai.
- After 25 years of Marriage Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment...
- How to Make a Man/Woman Happy! How to make a man happy:
1. Feed him.
2. Leave him with peace.
3. Don`t check his phone... - Shopping in London Paddy & Jimmy were walking along a street in London. Jock looked in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign read, "Suits...
- Students Classification by Age Classic examples for students of different age groups:
1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.
4th to 6th class... - I Love You Too Much! On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine. I said, "I love you so much I could not...