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Ladka izhar-e-mohabat kary to ladki k ye 5 jawab ho saktay hain:
1) No...
2) Yes...
3) Aapko dost samjhti hun...
4) I m engaged...
5) I love someone else...
Aur ladki izhar-e-mohabat kary to lardke k 5 jawab ye hongay:
1) Haan...
2) Yes...
3) Ok...
4) Alright...
5) Me too...
Boyz ka dil, dil nahi darya hota hai.
- What's for Dinner Tonight? Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?
Husband: Dal chawal bana lo - I Love You, Sweetheart There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, "How many of you love...
- Santa & Banta vs Viswanathan Anand Santa and Banta were playing chess...
(joke doesn`t end here).
Santa: Chal yaar bas karte hain, pak raha hai... - Indian Mother! A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he`s fallen in love and that he is going to get married.
He says, "Ma, I`m going to bring... - Facebook Freak! Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student: Facebooking Karunga !!
Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge...