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Two best friends coming out of the examination hall with chips and coke in hands.
First friend: Yaa aaj kaun sa paper tha???
Second friend: Shayad Maths ka tha yaar, but I m not sure...
First friend (surprisingly): Oye, you read the question paper???
Second Friend: Arrey nahin yaar! Mere paas kahan time tha, I saw a girl sitting besides me using a calculator.
- Need a Break! I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I...
- Dad's Role! My two daughters were having a discussion about family resemblance.
"I look like Mom," said my nine-year-old, "but I have Dad's eyes and Dad`s lips... - Benefits of Being an Atheist A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. The religious man prayed every single day and night...
- Taweez ka kamaal! Aurat: Baba ji, mera shohar ghar aatey hi mujhe maarna peetna shuru kar dete hain.
Baba ek taweez nikaal ke us aurat ko deta hai aur kehta hai: Woh jaise hi ghar aaye toh tum ye TAWEEZ... - A True Love Story! This 89 year old woman was arrested for lifting. When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?....