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Punjabi is now the third language in Canada's Parliament. However, BC continues to stand for British Columbia.
Canada govt has introduced A Crash Course in Pinglish: (Punjabi English):
Mint - 1/60th of an hour
Skint - 1/60th of a minute
Seetan - many seats
Tict - what you need to buy to watch a show alone
Tictan - what you need to buy to watch a show with family
Puls - law enforcement officers
Skoorty - what Puls is supposed to provide
Occayyun - Event, incident
Maiyr - To determine, to measure
Pokt - the place where you keep things in your dress
Cloony - The housing society where you stay
Boot - men's footwear of all types
Tolt - Lavatory
Sport - assistance, cooperation
Kaneeda - Canada
Amreeka - America
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