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Ek din khuda ne mujhse kaha: Mat karintezar is janam mein uska, Milna mushkil hai.
Maine bhi keh diya: Lene de maza intezar ka, agle janam mein to mumkin hai.
Phir khuda ne kaha: Mat kar itna pyar bahut pachhtayega.
Muskura ke maine kaha: Dekhte hain tu kitna mujhe tadpayega.
Phir khuda ne kaha: Bhool ja use, Chal tujhe jannat ki apsra se milata hoon.
Maine kaha: Aa neeche dekh mere pyar ka muskurata chehra, tujhe jannat ki apsra bhulwata hoon.
Gusse mein khuda ne kaha: Mat bhool apni aukaat tu to ek insaan hai.
Hans kar maine kaha: Toh mila de mujhe mere pyar se aur saabit kar ki tu hi Bhagwan hai.
Phir khuda ne guuse mein uski mujhse shadi kara di. Sab bhoot utar gaya.
- Family Introduction 1. Ee hai hamaar biwi..... Google Raani... Ek sawal poocho toh 10 jawab deti hai...!!!
2. Ee hai hamaar bitwa.... Facebook Kumar... Ghar ki baat... - Funny Matrimonial Ads LAWYER: I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I`m looking for should be strictly a girl. The girl should be...
- Football or Cricket World Cup? A boy`s status on FB: Bye Bye Mexico!
Girl 1 comments: Wow! When did you go to Mexico?
Girl 2 comments: Yesterday, you were in Spain... - Breaking Up! George went over to his fiancee`s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught...
- A Night Out! An Irishman`s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face...
